Dialogue with Hillary VIII: Good News

I have some good news to report to you, Senator. Your negative ratings, which have been the highest of any candidate running, Republican or Democrat, have finally been beaten. According to Rasmussen Reports Mitt Romney now enjoys the privilege of having more voters definitely voting against him for President. As you well know Senator, at this late date in our politics its just as important to have people not voting against you as voting for you. In a telephone survey 44% of voters polled said they would vote against Romney. Only 43% said they would vote against you. But you do the best job of uniting Republicans against a Democratic candidate. Seventy-six percent of Republicans said they would rather vote for a yellow dog. Congratulations!