[Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune]
"Yes friends, you too can enjoy three wars at once while cutting your neighbor's health care benefits. Warmart is the one stop shopping destination for your empire needs. Always special offers at Warmart where your friendly, helpful generals can show you the latest in hardware that you just got to have. If it's not at Warmart, it's obsolete!" Of the 28 members of NATO only six are contributing to the UN authorized air war over Libya.