Imperial troopers have blasted a Somali border village to smitherines using our latest death technology, high speed revolving cannons that fire so fast the muzzle flash looks like a laser beam in the night sky. The AC-130 'Spectre' gunship--aptly named--was targeting al-Qai'da suspects believed to be hiding in the village. The merciless attack confirms that the US is using Ethiopia as its latest proxy in the endless revenge campaign against Islamist radicals. Human nor animal were spared.Weekend Update: They missed!
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