[5/14/08]
Ah, there is good news tonight, Francis! The anti-environmental Bush Regime surprised many activists and agreed to put polar bears (ursus maritimus) on the "threatened" list of the Endangered Species Act which means the government must come up with a plan for their protection and habitat preservation. The decision is precedent setting because it is the first time the federal government has acted to protect a species whose survival is threatened by global warming. After a three year legal battle, the Regime finally had to acknowledge that the bear's sea ice habitat is disappearing faster than the most dire predictions. The preservation plan for polar bears is full of industry friendly loopholes, but nevertheless the decision is an important first step. The campaign to save the the great white bears will go on to insure they have a fighting chance to survive the calamity man has wrought on planet Earth.