|credit: Joe Heller|
Wackydoodle sez: Hey, ya'al tolded me irony was dead!
Damn platforms are made to be ignored in modern political 'Merica. William Jennings Bryant set the precedent in 1896 when he dead-ended the Peoples' Party with a free-silver plank sponsored by mining magnates. Despite Bernie's reluctant, disappointing endorsement of 'Crooked Hillary', the Wall Street dame, the former Secretary of Empire is having problems staying ahead of the Donald. He seems content to run his presidential campaign by tweets which is a perfect format for someone syntactically challenged.