Total Douche did not draw enough asses [photo] to fill the 19,000 seat arena in Tulsa, OK last night. The AP reports about 6,200 of the delusional risked infection and death to catch a glimpse of 'der Leader' live, or to serve as an incidental background prop for his ego. The overflow area was empty, so he cancelled a planned speech to the anticipated mob outside. An unqualified APPRENTICE in the VWH is finding that posing as El Presidente is not fun anymore. Time for him to get back to making another crooked real estate deal; his mob should go home, drink a few beers, and vote by mail. [photo].
Meanwhile® his firing of the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York blew up in his face. According to some observers only the President has the authority to fire Mr. Berman, who is court-appointed, in the absence of a Senate approved replacement. However, just before leaving for his Tulsa love-in, Total denied having anything to do with removing Berman, placing the onus on his side-kick, Reichsmarshal Barr. Barr wrote to Berman on Saturday telling him the President had removed him from office effective immediately since he refused to resign on Friday. The Department of Barr had issued a late public statement suggesting Berman was voluntarily quitting his post, a move Bergman denied in writing. After a tense twenty-four hours, Geoffrey S. Berman, stepped down in favor of his deputy, and not the regime's favored successor, Jay Clayton, a golfing partner and Chairman of the SEC. Berman's office is conducting several investigations that touch upon Trumpillini's financial dealings, and his go-to guy, Rudy Guilliani. SDNY must be getting warm.
Representative Jerrold Nadler, (D-NY) chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, said the committee would investigate the firing of Mr. Berman as part of a larger inquiry into undue political interference at the Justice Department. This weekend, Rep Nadler called Senate Repugnants, "corrupt" for failing to impeach Trumpillini over the Ukraine affair. John Bolton's exposé has revealed that illegal demand for foreign election interference is part of a pattern of corruption within the regime. US Person again calls for Bolton's testimony under oath before House oversight committees in order to set the record strait on the regime's corrupt behavior, and vindicate the authority of congressional oversight of the executive branch.
US COVID Deaths (est.): 173,400. Tragically and reluctantly, US Person predicts in excess of 200,000 deaths due to SARS CoV-2 by Election Day.
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