Toontime: Fading Away, NOT Soon Enough

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Now the dangerous Antichrist in Office wants to replace Supreme Court Justices who ruled against him in two decisions this week upholding the rights of alternative genders and immigrants. In both cases, Chief Judge John Roberts joined with the liberal minority.  Apparently, his presiding over the impeachment trial in the Senate has had an effect on his jurisprudence.

Total 'Fake News' Douche has already done significant damage to the rule of law, which is why Bernie Sanders called him the most "dangerous president in modern history."  His latest affront to the nation's welfare is his claim that the corona virus crisis is over, despite increasing numbers of new cases and no vaccine in sight until at least the end of the year.  As former advisor John Bolton belatedly revealed for profit*, Total Douche's entire policy-free regime is driven by one goal: his reelection in November.  Total US COVID-19 Deaths (est.): 172,300

“These people should be executed,” Trump told Bolton. 

 “They are scumbags.”

*US Person supports efforts in the House to subpoena former National Security Advisor John Bolton requiring him to appear and testify under oath about his former boss' repeated efforts to obtain foreign interference in US elections, and his offer of help to Turkish President Erdogan with on-going US investigations. Bolton defeated previous attempts to secure his testimony before House investigating committees, preserving the profitability of his exposé to the determent of constitutional law and order. He offered to testify in the Senate trial, but that move was blocked by Repugnant senators who refused to hear witnesses, as Bolton certainly expected. Hypocritically, Bolton criticizes the House impeachment effort for not including more instances of illegal solicitation of foreign election interference.  
The House committees should question him extensively on the exchanges Total Douche had with Chinese President Xi in which he solicited Chinese economic aid to bolster his reelection chances, going so far as to tell the Chinese head of state, "Make sure I win".  This incredibly incriminating statement is allegedly  part of an unredacted version of the exchange, which was removed from the book by national security censors, but which the magazine Vanity Fair says it has in its possession.  If this exchange actually took place as reported by Bolton, it constitutes another express quid pro quo that could form the basis of yet a second impeachment of the disturbed occupant of the Very White House. Mistaking a powerful man's crumbling sanity for divine enlightenment is the path to Hell. 666...